Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 03, 1991
Dad: Calvin, your mother and I have decided to give you an allowance. Dad: Its important that one learns the value of money. Calvin: Money! Ha ha ha! I'm Rich! I'm Rich! I can buy off anyone! The world is mine! Dad: I blew it again, Dear! Calvin: Power! Friends! Prestige! I can buy it all! I'm Free! Ha ha ha ha!