Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 05, 1991
Calvin: "It says here that "religion is the opiate of the masses." ...What do you suppose THAT means?" Tv: "...It means Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet..." Hobbes: "What are you watching?" Calvin: "Garbage, this show would insult a 6-year-old! And I should know." Hobbes: "So why watch it?" Calvin: "All the other shows are even worse!" Hobbes: "Why watch tv at all then?" Calvin: "There's nothing to do." Hobbes: "NOTHING TO DO?! You could read a book! Or write a letter! Or take a walk!" Hobbes: "When you're old, you'll wish you had more than memories of this tripe to look back on." Calvin: "Undoubtedly"