Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 20, 1991
Calvin: Good morning, Mom. Mom: You're up and dressed?! I didn't even call you! Calvin: I like to get up early so the morning isn't rushed. And with the extra time, I can review my assignments and be better prepared for class. Mom: I'm bracing myself for when the other shoe drops. Calvin: Don't get up. I'll fix my own breakfast. Do we have any prunes?