Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 14, 1990
Mom: Calvin, I... Calvin: Yike!! You're home! I didn't even finish pack.....that is, um...lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! She told you about the noodles, right? It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you! Mom: What noodles? Calvin: Oh....uh....ha ha! Did I say noodles? You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.