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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 16, 1990
Calvin: See, the chicken pox are going away. Mom: That's good. Calvin: Well, just remember that this week doesn't count. Mom: Doesn't count? Calvin: Right. Summer vacation days don't count if you're sick. I get to start school a week later now, so I get my full allotment of vacation. OK, what's the next amendment say? I know it's in here someplace.
You should be looking in the constitution for humanity, not in the US constitution.