Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 07, 1990

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Dad: Hello? Calvin: Hi dad! Dad: Calvin, is this important? Calvin: Oops. Wait. Forget I called you "dad", ok? This isn't Calvin. Dad: Calvin, I've got work to do. I'll see you when I get home, ok? Goodbye. Calvin: Wait! Do you have any crimes to report? Phooey. This secret identity stuff is hard to get used to.