Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 03, 1990
Susie: Every day I look for a moving van here. Calvin: Great moons of Neptune! A fool mortal female! Susie: Calvin? Calvin: I'm not Calvin! I'm Stupendous Man! Friend of freedom! Opponent of oppression! Susie: Uh huh. What are you doing? Calvin: I was just about to use my stupendous powers to liberate some cookies being held hostage on the top shelf of the pantry! Now if you'll excuse me, duty calls! A bolt of crimson streaks across the sky! The man of mega-might is off to save the day! Susie's Mom: Did they have an egg you could borrow? Susie: No one was home, Mom.