Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 1990
Mom: Goodness, what happened?! You were only out there a minute! Dad: A grounder bounced up and hit Calvin in the nose. Calvin: I'b bleedig! By ode dad id tryig to gill me! Mom: Hold your head back, honey. Here's some more tissues. Calvin: I'b nod playig badeball eddy more! Nebber again! I hade it! Mom: Sit still so the bleeding can stop, ok? Dad: I guess we can forget having a millionaire baseball player support us in our old age. Mom: Dear! Calvin: All by charagder id drippig out by node!