Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 05, 1989
Calvin: I've been thinking, Hobbes. Hobbes: On a weekend? Calvin: Well, it wasn't on purpose...I believe history is a force. Its unalterable tide seeps all people and institutions along its unrelenting path. Everything and everyone serves history's single purpose. Hobbes: And what is that purpose? Calvin: Why, to produce me, of course! I'm the end result of history.