Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 22, 1989
Calvin: Gosh, it's 1:30 and I'm still awake. Someone must've waylaid Mr. Sandman. I just can't get comfortable. Mmf. I'm exhausted, but I can't fall asleep. Maybe if I just lie still and think about how good it feels to be in bed, and how soft the pillow is, and how very, very tired I am...Phooey, this isn't working. All I want is to get some sleep. This is awful. Mom: Calvin? Calvin: Gee Mom, are you awake too? Mom: It's time to get up. Calvin: It can't be! It's the middle of the night and I haven't slept a wink yet! Mom: Calvin? C'mon, up and at em. Calvin: This is going to be a bad day.