Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 23, 1989
Dad: Ahh.. A day at the lake! This will be great! Calvin: I still don't see why we can't just sit in the car with the air conditioner on. Calvin: I'm getting sand in my suit! I don't want to sit on the beach! Calvin: This water's too cold! I'm freezing to death! Calvin: Out here there's too much sun! I'll get sunburned! Calvin: This lotion makes me greasy and my shirt makes me too hot! Calvin: I don't want to sit in the shade! This is boring! Calvin: I hate walking! My legs are tired and the sand is too cold and there's no shade here and I've still got sand in my suit! Calvin: What? Are we going already?