Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 19, 1989
Dad: Ta da! We're here! Calvin: Good ol' "Itchy Island." Home of the nuclear mosquitos. Dad: But bites build character. Calvin: Yeah, and last year you said diarrhea builds character. Dad: So think what a fine young amn you're growing up to be. Calvin: ...If all this character doesn't kill me first. Dad: That reminds me, open the duffel bag and get out the spam. Calvin: If the canoe isnt' here in the morning, it means Hobbes and I struck out for home.