Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 17, 1989
Calvin: I've got it! We'll call our club G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy girlS! That way, Susie Derkins can't join! Hobbes: Is she slimy? Calvin: All girls are slimy. Now the first order of business is to elect officers. Hobbes: I get to be president! Calvin: Oh, no you don't! This whole club was my idea, so I get to be president. Hobbes: Ok, then I get to be king and tyrant. Calvin: Hey, no! That's what I want to be! You can be president!