Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 18, 1989
Calvin: Help me (hic) get (hic) rid of (hic) these darn (hic) hic (hic) hiccups! Hobbes: How? Calvin: (hic) Scare me. Hobbes: Ok... Our oceans are filled with garbage, we've created a hole in the ozone that's frying the planet, nuclear waste is piling up without any safe way to get rid of it... Calvin: (hic) I mean, suprise me (hic). Hobbes: That doesn't?! Boy, you're cynical.