Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 22, 1989
Susie: Hi, Calvin. Calvin: Hmph. Susie: Oh, you're real pleasant this morning, what's the matter with you? Calvin: Go step in front of a cement mixer, Ok? Susie: What a pill you are! What a jerk! Well, who needs you?! You can just stand there and be grumpy all by yourself! Hmph. Calvin: Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.