Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 18, 1989
Calvin: I'm not flying! This beanie doesn't make me fly! What's the point of a propeller beanie if you can't even fly when you wear it?! Hobbes: Not "style," certainly. Calvin: What a rip-off! I ate all that cereal, waited weeks and weeks to get the beanie, assemblet it myself, and the dumb thing doesn't even fly! At least it's not a total loss. It came in this great cardboard box. Hobbes: Oh, boy! Now we'll have some fun!