Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 11, 1987
Calvin: Calvin the criminal is about to face justice! Angry throngs turn out to watch his execution! As he is led up the gallows, he reflects upon his many heinous crimes. He is not repentant! The noose is put around his neck and tightened! This is the end! Gackk urrghh! Dad: Oh, knock ir off. Some of us have to wear a tie every day.