Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 27, 1987
Calvin: I can't believe how dull my life is. It's so boring here. Nothing ever changes around here. Nothing ever happens. It seems as if (hang on) everybody but me gets to have an exciting life. Hobbes: Actually, I'd like less excitement in my life. Calvin: Why? Are you doing fun things when I'm not around?? Huh? Are you?!