Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 21, 1987
Calvin: Oh boy oh boy Oh Oh boy oh boy boy oh boy Oh boy oh boy. Wait! wait! I've got to savor this moment! The brilliance of it all! I'm a genius! A sheer genius! Susie's playing on the sidewalk! Now's my chance to use the snowball I've been saving in the freezer! She'll never expect a snowball in June! Boy, will she be mad! Ha ha ha! This is going to be great! Here is comes! Oh boy! Oh boy! Hey Susie!! I missed it! Darn it! Darn it! Darn it! Of all the miserable luck! Aaarrghh! There must've been a cross breeze! I can't believe it! I saved that snowball for three whole months! I...I...I...uh... POW! The irony of this is just sickening.