Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 08, 1987
Calvin: Bombarded by high-energy photons, Calvin is transformed into a living x-ray! Although this condition will facilitate future medical diagnoses, it does make Calvin's presence at the dinner table a disgusting ordeal! Everyone can see Calvin's food being ground into mushy pulp and swallowed! At this moment, Calvin, chews up a large spoonful of creamed corn! Dad: For gosh sakes, close your mouth when you chey!! You think we want to see that?! Calvin: Mkghh! Smack! Blaghkh!