Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 11, 1987
Calvin: Boy, is this hill big! We'll have a good long ride down! Hobbes: Provided we improve our steering. Calvin: Hobbes, do you think human nature is good or evil? Hobbes: Watch out for those trees. Calvin: I mean, do you think people are basically good, with a few bad tendencies, or basically bad, with a few good tnedencies! Hobbes: There's a rock up ahead! Look out! Calvin: Or, as a third possiblity do you think people are just crazy, and who knows why they do anything? Hobbes: Not so close to the ledge! Calvin: Well? What do you think? Are people good, bad or crazy! Hobbes: Aughhh! I can't look! Wump! Calvin: You know, it's very rude of you to keep changing the subject after every sentence. Hobbes: I choose crazy.