Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 07, 1986
Calvin: Somewhere in communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never know anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard about America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy... ...and tell him the awful truth about this place!! Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid lima beans.