Stand back, everybody!
If Dan stretches this pun one more centimeter,
it’s gonna snap back and blow this strip right off the page!
I’m used to handling some pretty dangerous puns…
so I came in to warn you.
Don’t touch it!
“Purse anole day” rhymes with “worse cannoli day”.
Sorry, Dan…. I may need to take a sick day to recover from any attempt to rhyme it with “personal day”.
Dan Thompson
Stand back, everybody!
If Dan stretches this pun one more centimeter,
it’s gonna snap back and blow this strip right off the page!
I’m used to handling some pretty dangerous puns…
so I came in to warn you.
Don’t touch it!
“Purse anole day” rhymes with “worse cannoli day”.
Sorry, Dan…. I may need to take a sick day to recover from any attempt to rhyme it with “personal day”.