(Old joke, or classic joke, take your pick) There is no silence so loud as when an atheist sneezes.
I wrote this a week or two ago on another strip, it bears repeating:
A few weeks back on a day when it was raining very hard, my wife went in to work and said she felt like Noah. Someone there smirked and said, “You Christians and your stories”. I told her she should have replied, “You Atheists and your theories”.