Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 12, 2017
Lupin: There's a new bookstore cat in town! Elvis: Lupin, CN news' own social media intern, Beatrix, has been promoted to "Book Store Correspondent!" Beatrix: Thanks, Elvis! It's great to be part of the crew! In addition to handling social media for the station, I'll now be the resident fact checker! Thanks to shelves full of books! And my climbing skills! All while performing the traditional duties of a bookstore cat. Book warming. Arranging bookmarks. Owner: Hey, you. Beatrix: Greeting customers! Taste testing sandwiches. Shamelessly plugging merchandise! And bringing the guard dog his tea! Puck: Oh, c'mon Elvis!