Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 28, 2016
Lupin: Elvis is live, thanking our unexpected hero, the July Bug! Elvis: You know, I've got to hand it to you- SERIOUSLY?!- why? WHY? WHY- JUST GO! Lupin: Really nailed that interview, Elvis. Woman: It felt great to sleep last night! I'm glad you called Quinn Animal Sanctuary. Man: Did you see that owl? He was ancient! I figure he's making so much noise because he's been having a rough time catching food. Beatrix: And then I knocked the top off, and there was SO MUCH LIGHT! Baba Mouse: AHEM. Eh... I didn't always listen when I was young, I guess. Baba Mouse: You're helping me with some of my gardening and weeding, though. Beatrix: That sounds fair! Alice: You did it... Elvis: He is the worst. Puck: And the best. Lupin: Until next year! Terrible friend!