Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 13, 2016
Tommy: How about this climbing contest, Sophie? Sophie: not really into sports, Thomas. Tommy: Cool, cool. Spanish announcer: Beatrix gana de nuevo! SUBTITLES ON: Beatrix wins again! Spanish announcer: Ella es casi tan bueno como el legendario Puck. SUBTITLES ON: She is almost as good as the legendary Puck! SUBTITLES: Who does not compete. Elvis: Beatrix, how does it feel to take the race? Sophie: You did good, kid. Beatrix: Thanks! I'm going to tell Puck! Lupin: Whew! What a little go-getter! Elvis: She'll make a great reporter some day. Lupin: Didn't you just say this past Christmas that we could us an intern? Elvis: (!) Sophie: If you don't hire her, we will. Beatrix: Wow, Puck! You climbed FAR! Beatrix: How can I get as good as you? Puck: Just ignore the finish line!