Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 15, 2016
Lupin: Bacon has been spotted on the breakfast table! Puck: I have strategically placed myself near the bacon. Puck: Don't mind me - Woman: Pucky, down! Elvis: Lupin, Elvis here, live where I'm taking just one little piece no one will ever miss - Woman: ELVIS! NO! Elvis: It only exists in the past and MY TUMMY. Man: Puck, C'mon- Puck: Not sure who you mean... Puck: ...but he sounds handsome. Man: Puck keeps sneaking onto the table... Woman: Elvis stole a piece of bacon. Woman and Man: LUPIN!! Puck: No one can resist bacon's savory siren song.