Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 28, 2015
Lupin: There's a mysterious lump in the bed. Lupin: Puck, over to you. Puck: Thanks, Lupin. I'm coming to you live from beside a very mysterious lump. Puck: The lump appeared in the bed about 5 minutes ago and has been mysterious ever since. Lupin: So mysterious! Elvis, what can you tell us? Elvis: Lupin, I'm live inside the bed, next to the mysterious lump. Elvis: I'm preparing to kick the mysterious lump.... FOR JOURNALISM! Lupin: Wait, Elvis, where did you say you are? Puck: Mysterious developments here on the bed, Lupin! Elvis: OW! OW! OW! Elvis: LUPIN, THE LUMP IS ATTACKING ME, UNPROVOKED!! Lupin: Guys -- Puck: HAVE AT THEE, LUMP! Elvis: COME AT ME, LUMP -- Lupin: GUYS -- !!