You have a lot of ketchingup to do.
Like the new Heinz little bowls(?) of ketchup – so much nicer than squeezing out packets.
Stuck in a bottle?
A friend of mine rubbed ketchup on his eyes. In Heinz sight, it wasn’t a good idea
Tired of being constantly foiled, huh?
Packet in kid, you’ll never grow up.
What a nice condiment…er compliment.
He’s just a little squirt.