The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 28, 2022
The Santa conspiracy: the CIA connection... Huey: I know it sounds crazy - just give me a minute to explain. Think about what it must cost to run Santa's operation. A secret arctic base, henchmen, massive distribution center, back-engineered alien transportation... Where's all this money coming from? Huh? Who's bankrolling this operation? It's gotta be CIA money - probably from illegal drug trafficking! Tom: Are you saying that Santa Claus is responsible for the crack epidemic? Huey: That is exactly what I'm saying!