The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for February 14, 2019
Huey: Than you for coming to assist us in our hour of need, Mr. Archbishop. Don "Magic" Juan: Of course. Anything for the childrens. Huey: Sir, we know a very powerful woman in politics who desperately needs a date. Can you help us? Don "Magic" Juan: Well, see... there's your first problem. Your goals are too low! Huey: How so? Don "Magic" Juan: If you expect her to get you that money, she gonna needs to get a lot more dates than just one! Aim high, children! Believe in yourselves!