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The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 23, 2010
TV: Following the lead set by McDonald's with their new "healthier" french fries, the organization of worldwide heroin manufacturers announced that a new "low-calorie" version of the popular narcotic would hit the streets by January. A spokesperson for the organization said, "Like McDonald's, we have learned that just because your product is highly addictive and deadly, doesn't mean you have to kill your customers off quickly, healthier heroin is just good for business!"
mcd’s shakes suck, too much sugar, fat and artificial flavor. Hardee’s are the best of the fast food joints.