The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for April 27, 2006
Huey: Hello, is Thomas Dubois in? Mrs. Dubois: He's busy right now. I'm his wife. Is there something I can help you with? Huey: I'd much rather speak to Mr. Dubois. It's kind of a "black thing." Mrs. Dubois: I've been active in the NAACP for 15 years... I may be white, but I've dealt with a few "black things" before... Huey: Your daughter, Jazmine, is suffering from "afro-denial" and "ethno-ambiguo hostility syndrome." I suggest an immediate intervention of positive Nubian reinforcement. Mrs. Dubois: I see... Uh... Tom? Sweetie? There's a "black thing" at the door for you... Huey: I appreciate your cooperation.