The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 26, 2004
Huey: What other resolution is there to make? I resolve to mercilessly abuse my illusions and smack stupidity in the mouth. I resolve to never acquire a taste for the bitter lies I am fed. I am making a resolution for revolution! This year, I resolve to change the world! Who will join me? Caesar: I resolve to learn how to do the "rerun" dance. Riley: I resolve to throw chairs at people. Huey: Good to see us all strivintg for greatness. Riley: ... Go to a couple of ball games, award shows...by this time next year they'll be calling me "Chairman Riley."