The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 20, 2001
Riley: Will not...get up to...change...channel... TV: That concludes the Donny Osmond "True Hollywood Story..." Riley: It's summer! It's my right to be as slothful as I wanna be! I shall not be moved! TV: Coming up next on the E! Entertainment Network...exclusive footage of Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr. rubbing oil on each other's heads! Riley: NOOOOO!!