The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 27, 1999
Sara: Honey, I'm having second thoughts about Hoover Elementary. Do you know the principal called me and asked whether Jazmine was black and if you were a professional athlete? Thomas: Really! He thought I was a pro? Sara: Yes, and just because you're black! I was so furious!! Thomas: Now wait, honey. Maybe he remembers my name from my college days. Sara: (Sigh) Honey, you rode the pine over ten years ago on Harvard's basketball team. Nobody remembers your name! Thomas: Hey! I could have gone pro if it wasn't for that toe injury.