The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 02, 1999
Riley: Hello? Yes...Who's this? What? You sick punk! Don't you ever call this house with that *&@*, ya hear?! I'm Riley Esco, and I don't play dat!!! Oh yeah?! Oh. It's like that, then. Well then I dare you to call up here again with that nonsense! I double dare you, #&*@@#, sucka. Herb. Busta. Punk!! Huey: Goodness! Who was that, the Klan? Riley: Worse. A telemarketer and boy are they fun to abuse!