Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 23, 2016

You act like he did it on porpoise.

You mean he doesn’t get to live in a tank a minute fraction the size of the open ocean !? Ohh, the horror !!!

If his grades drop any lower he will have to work at C world

I wish I could have finagled a “B” in Calculus.

Calculus came just after lunch. I could hardly stay awake.

It took me awhile to catch on to the stuff. I had an F at nine weeks but got a 100 on the final.

They didn’t push upper math for us girls way back then…….but, I sure showed them, eventually I became the in-house accountant and CFO until I retired! But, I guess I didn’t need calculus after all. :))

This is a rerun

No, he’ll have a promising but short career at Long John Silvers though.

He’s so much better than C World

Mom should keep up with the news. Sea World has stopped “hiring”.