Big Top by Rob Harrell for December 17, 2006
Manfred: Wink. I've invented an Elisabeth Hasselbeck warning system. Wink: The one from "The View"? The cute one? From "Survivor"? Manfred: No!! Don't let her cute, perky appearance fool you! She's a full-blown right wing nut job. She makes Ann Coulter look like a granola-munching hippie! But now, if she comes within five hundred yards, this loud alarm will sound. Wink: Then what? Manfred: Then we hunker down, lock the doors and wait. Wink: Wait for what? Manfred: Ideally? For Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar to arrive and crush her like a bug. Wink: Riiight!