Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 23, 2006
Dusty: Pete, wake up. I had a nightmare. Pete: Whu...? Dusty: It was horrible. It was like I was me, but I was a big hand puppet. But the person working me had these long, scratchy fingernails... so these fingernails were inside my face, and makin' me talk, right? Ow. Ow! Seriously! So I... what's the matter with you? Pete: You've just ruined the Muppets for me. Forever. Dusty: Oh, I know. Poor Gonzo. But they keep snaggin' on the inside of my face, okay? And this watch... it was this big clunky one. It gets caught on my ribs, m'kay?