Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 24, 2005
Manfred: Look. I've invented a new MP3 player. See? It's shaped like a little puppy! It has a furry coat like a puppy...and a cute little puppy face...It's perfect! People love MP3 players...and people love puppies! It can't lose! Dusty: It is cute. Manfred: I've tried to make it as much like a real puppy as possible. The feel...the look...it barks like a real puppy...smells like a real puppy... Pete: I think mine just leaked on me. Manfred: Yeah. I call it the iPiddle. Dusty: Where do I plug the headphones in?