Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 20, 2005
Wink: Gah! I give up! I will never be able to lose weight! Kingston: Maybe you're just thinking about it wrong. Have you tried the movie star diet? Wink: I've never heard of it. Kingston: Well, it's not really a diet. It's more a state of mind. See, you pretend that you're a big movie star who has to lose weight for a role. You pretend there's a huge, multi million-dollar film depending on your weight loss. Chistian Bale recently lost 63 pounds for a role! So keep pretending it's for the movies, for the silver screen. What do you think? Wink: I think I'm craving jujyfruits and a tub of popcorn. Kingston: But filming starts in two weeks!