Big Top by Rob Harrell for November 16, 2004
Dusty: So you're losing your hair, huh? Bummer. Carl: Yes. Yes it is. It is truly a bummer. I'm...I'm not ready, Dusty. It just...it can't be time yet. This simply can't be happeneing! Dusty: Why? 'Cause you're too young? Carl: 'Cause my head's shaped like a freakin' volcano!