Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 13, 2004
Voices in theater: Talka talk whisper whisper Wink: Oh, no. Are these people gonna talk through the whole movie? Voices: What happened? I missed that. Well, that guy is that other guy's... Wink: Man! Now I'm gonna have to give 'em "the look." Voices: I missed something while you were explaining that. Does this popcorn seem stale? If you shake the popcorn really loud and long, that always helps. Wink: Nothing! I gave 'em "the look" and they're still going! Voices: Maybe I should crinkle this candy wrapper like it's my job. Wink: See how they like "the glare." Ahh... much better. Voices: I wish this guy'd stop turning around. It's very distracting.