Big Top by Rob Harrell for March 28, 2004
Pete: For tonight's open mike night, Stucco has written a performance piece. I'll be reading for him. I am clown! I tease and tickle! I'll eat your undies for a nickel! But do not mock the lowly jester, or I'll bite your arm and it will fester. And though I may annoy and rankle. I'll give you Pete's pants around his ankles. Dusty and Wink: Encore! Encore!