Big Top by Rob Harrell for November 30, 2003
Wink: You know how sit-coms have laugh tracks? Dusty: Yeah? Wink: Wouldn't it be great if life had a laugh track? So if I said something funny, people would know to laugh. Even if what I said was only kind of funny. Dusty: You have a smooshed squirrel stuck to your back. Wink: See? That's not funny. But I'm compelled to laugh.