Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 08, 2003
Wink: My addiction to the Weather Channel is nothing like you with Chapstick. Dusty: Oh, really. Do you crave it? Wink: Well, yeah, but... Dusty: Love it? Wink: Yeah, but... Dusty: Would you rub it all over your body if you could? Wink: That doesn't even make sense!! Dusty: But you thought about it. Sicko.