Big Top by Rob Harrell for September 03, 2003
Dusty: Pete. I've decided how I can make a little extra cash on the side. Pete: Oh, dear. Dusty: It's been staring me in the face for years. I'm a natural. Pete: What is it? Dusty: Dog racing. Pete: Generally, they use Greyhounds. Dusty: So I dye myself grey. Big whoop.