Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 14, 2003
Survivor host: Dusty. There's talk of voting you out at tonight's tribal council. Dusty: What? Why? Host: Well, you've been shedding all over camp. Dusty: I can't help that! That's not fair!! Host: Plus the licking at night. It keeps us awake. Dusty: That's personal hygiene! So not fair! Host: Okay. Okay...it's the death threats. Dusty: So sue me! I'm a competitor!